Archive for December 18, 2009

Quotes about marriage from famous men

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
George W. Bush

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
Rudy Giuliani

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
Michael Jordan

“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes Suffer…ing!
Jay Leno


Guy Verhofstadt, leader of the third largest group in the European Parliament, condemned Bulgaria’s idea of holding a referendum on the TV Turkish news service.
Speaking in Strasbourg on Thursday, Verhofstadt, who represents the Alliance of Liberals and democrats for Europe (ALDE), denounced the proposal, saying “the Bulgarian government must see sense”.
“Supporting Ataka’s request for a national referendum on a matter of minority rights is inevitably going to favor the linguistic majority,” he added.
He pointed out that, in his view, Bulgaria was endangering its international obligations, if a referendum were to be approved.
“This initiative risks putting Bulgaria at odds with fundamental European and international legal and political obligations governing the protection and respect for minorities and minority languages,” he stated.
“Closure of this news program will inflame tensions within Bulgarian society and discredit the country’s reputation in the international community as well as breaching the EU Treaty principle of non-discrimination on grounds of ethnicity and language,” he concluded.
Following a formal request from the ALDE group,it was agreed that the subject would be added to the European Parliament’s plenary agenda in January.
As reported by, Ataka has already obtained the necessary number of signatures to trigger a demand for a referendum. The final decision lies with the Bulgarian Parliament.


A scandal erupted in the Bulgarian Parliament Thursday after nationalist Ataka party leader Volen Siderov accused Conservative Order, Law and Justice (RZS) leader, Yane Yanev, of hiding his “homosexual relationships”.
Siderov made his claims in front of the European and US ambassadors who were attending the plenary session. He said: “homosexual addiction, which is an open secret about Yane Yanev, that is the case….We see some hysterical actions by a boy (Yanev) who acts according to his homosexual and other dependencies.”
Siderov added that former secret service agent Alexey Petrov is pulling Yanev’s strings and that they are providing money to businessmen to split up the Ataka party and to stop its support for the ruling GERB government.
Yanev replied by saying that Siderov was inferior and that he has always been been and will remain heterosexual. He added that Siderov had shamed himself in the eyes of Europe and the World.
Parliament Speaker, Tsetska Tsacheva, said that the case will be referred to the Committee on Parliamentary Ethics Committee. She stressed that such statements undermine the image of parliament and was clear that such behavior will not be tolerated.